- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

Adam Thomas is homosexual

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

homosexuals are gay

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

whats white and looks like paper paper

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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