- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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