- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

Justin's humor

Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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