- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

look under under where under under where. under the couch

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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