- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A ginger was with his friends

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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