- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

Chuck Norris Dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

who did the strait guy marry? a woman

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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Bean.

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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