- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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