If you like this, it will have one extra like

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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penis

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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