- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

There's my tractor.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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