- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

Women's rights.

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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