- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

This is not a joke.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

Women's rights

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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Nickelback.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

THE GAME.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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