- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

Please? No.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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