What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

What can fly? Lots of things

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Moo! I'm a goat!

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

Brad Fuller!

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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