whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

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Donald Trump

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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shauns beautiful

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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