- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

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Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

A French man gets into a fight

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