Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

So, how 'bout that airline food?

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why did matt die? He had cancer

Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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