Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? "My name ism't really who, it's Thomas. I thought it'd be funny if I made you say who who, as though imitating an owl. However, I understand that childish jokes like that are not funny and if anything stupid and immature. I am sorry for wasting your time. I will go continue my solitary life alone in a crappy tenement... Damn government. They have money to fight wars against foreign countries and yet no money goes to feeding the poor. Do you think life of easy for me loving like this?! I'm such a lost cause not even my own parents want to see me! And I'll be damned if they're still alive. A dad who beat me and got drunk even night, and a mom with breast cancer"(Thomas, overwhelmed, proceeds to have a mental breakdown). The man at the door comes out to comfort him. "It's alright man. i'll help you out." He let's Jeffrey stay with him for the next four months. They both get raped by a T-Rex.

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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