Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

Your future.

ME NAME IS JEFF

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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