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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

A russian gives away vodka.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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