A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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