What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

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I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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neil likes pube toast

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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gabbi nunez ;)

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Punching a baby

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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Oh...okay, good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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