Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

this is stupid .... yep

A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

i have to pee out my ass.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

Students, please find the surface integral.

A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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