What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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William wright is Gay

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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