- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

God. God.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

Has u seen my grammar?

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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