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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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