what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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