What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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