- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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