- Anti Joke

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years