Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

Why was the gay guy sad?

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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