- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

What comes after 69? 70

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??