Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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women's rights.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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And more;

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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derp

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What did the fish say after he

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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