- Anti Joke

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

whats brown and sticky? shit

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

Jews