- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

whats white and sticky glue

Womens' sports

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

In soviet russia, roses are violet

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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