- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

If you like this, it will have one extra like

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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