What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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