- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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