Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

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Hey Eliza, thanks, while I appreciate the help, Alice is crying in a corner and refusing to get up, I wont lie, for a moment there I could "see voices and music" and valium has taken care of the ptsd (and blown most of my brain, which is nice for a change). With that said, im on 40 mg ritalin which is a lot, but I need it, besides I can handle the anxiety. I have no idea who the guy typing this is, but he is following me to the letter, so thats good enough, except his typos being worse than mine, which is pretty good for a guy that barely speaks english. Sorry Eliza, but Alice is having a breakdown here, ill talk her down a bit first, she tries to hide it, but she is far more worried about me than I am, which is nice, just not like this, ill be right back with you.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

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Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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