What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

soccer

Hi what I lug you

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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