Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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Around 10PM on a Saturday two Irishmen walk into a bar. They order up a round of drinks, and comment on the appearance of several women in the place whom they believe to be single. After finishing up their drinks, the one Irishman asks the other if he'd like another one. The other says no, that he promised his wife he'd be back soon with diapers for the baby. He thanks his friend for the drink and leaves for home. The remaining Irishman orders up another "round" from the bartender, but really it's only one drink he is ordering, being he is only one person.

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The Game.

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There's my tractor.

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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A man... walks.

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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Gangnam style

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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