A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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<=3 penis

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Christianity

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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