What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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what is the color of a burp burple

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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men

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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