You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

more like nig!

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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