how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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