- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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