- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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