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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

One day a man walked into a wall

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

The person below me is weird.

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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