Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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What the hell are you doing?

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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