- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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