What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

why did the man die? he was shot

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What the hell are you doing?

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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