A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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Guess what? The Game.

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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