Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

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cancer

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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#Hanging Degus

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Help I'm being raped!

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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Womens Rights

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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all jokes aside...

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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Church.

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