How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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What's half of 8? o

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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