- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

feminism

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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