- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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