- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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