What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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Ain't idn't a word.

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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