- Anti Joke

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

If you were a cactus, why?

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.