- Anti Joke

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Do you love me? No.

Obama

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

I'm at my grandmothers house right now