- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

Who wants pizza crusts?

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

racism...deal with it!

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

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