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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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