101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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