Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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Oh s***

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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Q: Why was the man upset? A: He was kidnapped. Two cruel men tied him to a chair in an unknown location. This man was mistaken for someone who was planning to steal a big drug shipment. They beat him unmerciful, shocked him, and hit him in the head with a hammer, and threw him out in the street, with the belief of his death occurring. A driver stopped to help the man into the nearby hospital. The man was questioned about the physical appearance and whereabouts of these criminals. He remembered nothing, and sadly, they got away with this horrible crime.

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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