How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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soccer

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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