What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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Refrigerator

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

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