Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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Joke.

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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