- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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