There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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