What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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