Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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