what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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What's circular and round A circle

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Santa isn't real

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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