- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What's circular and round A circle

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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