its snowing on mount fuji

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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baby seal walks into a club

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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