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If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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