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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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