What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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Women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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