A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

jibby jobby

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...