Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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VAGINA.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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Jews

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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What comes after 69? 70

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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three friends are chilling one day and they all think they belong in Guinness book of world records the first guys says i believe i have the smallest arms in the world, the second guy says i believe i have the smallest nose in the world and the third guy says i hate to admit it but i believe i have the smallest dick in the world. So they all go down to Guinness book of world records inc. and the first guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST ARMS IN THE WORLD" the second guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST NOSE IN THE WORLD" the third guy comes out all depressed and mad and says "WHO THE HELL IS JUSTIN BIEBER"

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What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance cocvered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being deined coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be covered." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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