- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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