Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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i lost the game

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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