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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

Caroline Kelly.

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