Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance cocvered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being deined coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be covered." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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