what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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why does column have a letter n?

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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