How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Most of her friends have encouraged her to contact the IRS about this to see if she can start a repayment plan for her back-taxes or obtain some sort of federal assistance. Otherwise, Ms. Keller is likely to suffer serious legal consequences.

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I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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