- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

... Chan chan

What's 9+ 10?! 19

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

An Italian leaves the mofia

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

The Game.

Elizabeth Warren

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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